Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
08.06.2025 03:14

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I don’t cotton to rapists
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
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I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
Are you afraid to get married and why?
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I have a reading level above third grade
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I can count
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
Do narcissists love their children?
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
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I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I understand how hurricane paths work
Why are FtM trans just another type of woman?
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I don’t buy bullshit
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
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I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
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I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I have complete contempt for fakery
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I see through liars
I actually pay taxes
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I can read
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality